Eternity....

Here's a little story.... There once was this boy named..............we'll call him Jack. And there once was this girl named...............we'll call her Jan. And they had these two friends.........we'll call them the Potatoheads. The Potatoheads set Jack and Jan up like 15 years ago and Jack and Jan did their best to aggrevate all around them by not COMMITTING to each other!!! They dated on and off for a while. And then on for a few years. And then off for a few more. And then they hung out after 4 years of off and aggrevated Jan's peeps some more by not COMMITTING yet still. And then one day out of nowhere Jack told Jan he wanted to marry her and only her and would wait around for her becasue she said noway was she getting married!! (He lies by the way in his version! My version is the only correct one!!) Jan thought about what he said and decided "What the heck? Why not just get married? Everyone is doing it!" So 12 years after meeting because of the Potatoheads, they got married. And then had a couple of kids and a cat. The end.

But seriously, Mike's retelling of how we got engaged is so not accurate!!