Too much junk food...

So this morning I heard Konner talking in his room. He had woken up really early and Mike went into his room to lay with him. As I was moving around getting dressed I could hear Konner saying "Cuz I eat too much junk food." I thought "what is that kid talking about?" I heard no response from Mike, so I went to Konner's door and stood there and listened. And this is what I heard....

Konner - "My tummy hurts, dad. It's cuz you feed me too much junk food."
Mike in a sleepy murmer - "Uh-huh"
Konner - "You give me too much candy, dad."
Mike - "Uh-huh"
Konner - "I can't have any candy today. Ok, dad? Okaaaay, daaaaaaaaaad?"
Mike - "Uh-huh" Seriously, that is all Mike says through this whole exchange.
Konner - "You give me too much junk food. Mommy says I can't have anymore. Cuz you give me too much. Mommy said so. Ok, dad? So don't give me any junk food today. Ok, dad?"

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!! I was laughing so hard when I opened Konner's door. There Konner was standing over his dad trying to talk to him, and poor Mike was on his floor with a pillow over his head trying to tune his accusing son out!!

But!!! What did I find when I walked into my dining room 10 minutes later? Konner laying on the floor, under the table, on his tummy with his hands hidden under him.
Me - "What are you hiding from me, Konner?" I already knew the answer to this.
Konner - "Candy."
Me - "Give me the candy. No candy today."
Konner - "Ok" and he handed me the candy. But 10 minutes before he was balming all his candy and junk food intake on his dad!!